Smooth Operator

We have recently been enthused by a face-up-lifting Edible Shoe Cream review by Christian Payne (AKA Documentally), and we have taken up his suggestion on twitter to add a Beard Balm to the list of uses:

With this new function in mind, we think our Edible Shoe Cream would make a quirky yet intimate gift for Valentine’s Day, and we have a Special Offer this week!

It’s so safe, you could lick it off your lover’s shoes (as well as off other parts ;)

A great chance to show off your wild side while arousing your appetite with our mouthwatering organic coconut shoe cream.

Go on then…What would you do with yours?